So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
At least life still wants to fuck me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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