Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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