real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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