My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Couch. On fire.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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