i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
i drank out of a bidet.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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