I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
It's official drugs can't kill me
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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