Tell her she can't have a vagina
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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