i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He better not be in your backpack
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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