I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
tell me about the fingering
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