butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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