you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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