I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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