Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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