apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
