So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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