Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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