Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
