you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
As shirtless as possible
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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