i think my tv is drunk
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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