I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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