is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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