Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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