That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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