rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
