i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
