I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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