You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
being pregnant is like rehab
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
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