She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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