Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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