What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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