this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize