I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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