the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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