walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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