For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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