Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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