I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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