quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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