therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
wow bdsm is so cute
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