my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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