well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We're too hungover to prance.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
