I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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