Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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