Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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