After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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