Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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