You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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