But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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