I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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