found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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