i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
tell me about the eggs
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