I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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